The moment I finished Portal 2 I thought "That was deliciously femslashy, I wonder if there's any fic?". And then I thought "Don't be silly, sqbr, it's a new femslash pairing where one of them is a robot. In the unlikely event that you find any fic it will probably be shmoopy romance or PWP."

But this is EXACTLY the darkly humourous "I can't believe I'm attracted to you, you monster" not-too-porny fic I wanted. You rock :)